I think I might just need one of these, a bright Barbi-pink keyboard
with 'Oops!' instead of 'Delete' and 'No!' instead of 'Esc'

This is truly a beautiful thing.

From the makers of the keyboard with no letters on it for uber geeks (i have one)

These guys are just awesome.

P.S. I heard Angelina Jolie is adopting one of these keyboards. Really!